Oh, the irony

This is a little post poking some fun at the Prime Minister for saying that the Guinness Book of World Records was is favorite book.

Dear Mr. Martel,
I am writing you a letter in response to my comments about the Guinness Book of Records as my favorite book, i some sort of attempt to convince you to read this wonderful piece of literature. The book of records originated in 1955 with the first official release of a whole whack of fascinating records. This book has truly evolved into an engaging and informative work of art! Anything you could ever think of probably has a record in this book and it is fascinating to see how the human race has come so far. Speaking about humans there are records involving animals, reptiles (oh whoops, that's an animal. MY bad), machines, and pretty much anything you could name!

I know you're probably disappointed that I, the Prime Minister, didn't name your book, the life of pie, however, please don't be too upset. I do own your book and if I have time, I am a very busy man you know, I may consider reading it. Possibly between reading about the different records people have set. Obviously, this book can be found at your local library, and if it's at the library you KNOW its a read piece of literature. A big part of reading for me, is learning while I read. The book of records allows me to exercise my brain and learn some interesting stuff in the process. It's truly a win-win situation.

Some really cool records that have peaked my interest are
- World Speed Stacking Champion can do the cycle stack in 5.9 seconds! He practices for at least an hour a day! Too bad I'm not that dedicated to my country.
- The longest dog tongue in the world is 4 inches. He can't even close his mouth, which kind of reminds me of myself!

I really think that you could learn some interesting facts from this great book. It is a fabulous piece of literature, that you won't be able to put down. Give it a try, you may be surprised!

Love,
Steven Stephen  Harper

ps. If you don't like the book, I will be glad to have my secretary send you a complimentary bottle of Canadian Maple Syrup!